Funny "Monday" Joke to Start Your Week

[Morkie4]

THREE WOMEN IN A SAUNA

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her puzzled.

"That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The older woman felt very low tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped outside of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said....


"Well will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!"







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[I Found Nemo]

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Thanks for the laugh my friend!!!
Andrea:D

[lilybellesmom]

Okay, here's mine..... :D







Glad to be drunk


A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled


CHEERS!!!!:2party:


(I'm very sorry if I've offended anyone, this is not my intention, Admin may delete if needed)

[Morkie4]

Okay, here's mine..... :D







Glad to be drunk


A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled


CHEERS!!!!:2party:

Oh how funny............this is the very reason I don't get drunk!!!! ROFL

[lilybellesmom]

THREE WOMEN IN A SAUNA

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her puzzled.

"That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The older woman felt very low tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped outside of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said....


"Well will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!"

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LOL!!!!!!

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I get thoses faxes every so often:D

[I Found Nemo]

:D :sidesplit: :sidesplit: :sidesplit: AND THEY SAY I"M NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MaxJack'sMom]

Love it!!!! We need a joke every Monday to take care of the rest of week that drives us all nuts (at least I'm nuts all week long).

[MaxJack'sMom]

Here's my short joke of the week:

A man walks into a bar.....

Ouch!!!!

[ladyjazz]

THREE WOMEN IN A SAUNA

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her puzzled.

"That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The older woman felt very low tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped outside of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said....


"Well will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!"







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Oh my gosh that joke made my day yesterday!! I was dying laughing.lol

[ladyjazz]

Okay, here's mine..... :D







Glad to be drunk


A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled


CHEERS!!!!:2party:


(I'm very sorry if I've offended anyone, this is not my intention, Admin may delete if needed)

Hahahaha too funny!! Where did you find this joke! I love it!