It's Funny MONDAY Again!!

[Morkie4]

Subject: Just another good reason not to divorce!



A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office
when he realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and
he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy
store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a
Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the
Barbie's are.

The girl responds: "Which one? We have:
Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
Gymnast Barbie: $19.95
Shopping Barbie: $19.95
Surfer Barbie: $19.95
Doctor Barbie: $19.95
Disco Barbie: $19.95
and
Divorced Barbie: $299.95

Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95
when all the other Barbie's are $19.95?"

Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie
comes with:

Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewelry
Ken's money
Ken's computer, and
Ken's best friend

[Chloeandj]

hehehe! Lucky divorced barbie!:p

[MaxJack'sMom]

Very good Carol!!!
Do they sell a divorced Ken too? It could have him stark naked, a scruffy beard, messed up hair and he's holding a shopping bag with all his earthly possessions in it!!!!!!!!!

[I Found Nemo]

:p LOL.. That was really cute!! I love your Monday jokes it makes my day!!!:D
Andrea