A Little Humor to Kickstart Your Weekend

[Morkie4]

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade; I just cannot seem to get them tender."

The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"

The other replied, "you know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on the top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."

"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder......those are friars!"

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[zeek's mom]

OK maybe I am a bit slow with jokes, but I am confused. :lol2: :lol2:

[mia's mom]

ok.....hahaha...corney :p but then I have a very dry sense of humor....LOL

[Morkie4]

OK maybe I am a bit slow with jokes, but I am confused. :lol2: :lol2:

Ok simply point the first cannibal tried various ways to "cooK" the missionary.
But he didn't try frying it!!!!!

There are religious individuals who in where those robes and etc. and they are referred to as Friars...........Like Friar Tuck??

So Friars vs. Friers.............a pun on words! Man you took all the air out of my funny:( :(

[zeek's mom]

Ok simply point the first cannibal tried various ways to "cooK" the missionary.
But he didn't try frying it!!!!!

There are religious individuals who in where those robes and etc. and they are referred to as Friars...........Like Friar Tuck??

So Friars vs. Friers.............a pun on words! Man you took all the air out of my funny:( :(

I am sorry pweezzzze forgive me. Pweeze.:cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:

[Morkie4]

I am sorry pweezzzze forgive me. Pweeze.:cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:

Oh tay! All is forgiven!!! ROFL...........you are nuts Becky!!! ROFL But a nice nuts!:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

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[zeek's mom]

I wub you too Carol.:D

[I Found Nemo]

I wub you too Carol.:D

Really, you love Carol??????
I dont get it CArol, im sooooooooooooo lost:confused:

[Morkie4]

Really, you love Carol??????
I dont get it CArol, im sooooooooooooo lost:confused:

And now you have me confused and lost!!! TOTALLY!!!!!!:confused: :confused: :confused:

[lilybellesmom]

:lol2: :lol2: :sidesplit: :sidesplit: :lol2: :lol2:

That's a good one! That first cannibal tried everything but frying the friars! Too funny! Thanks for the laugh Carol!

[Miss Melanie]

FUNNY!
Thanks for the laugh,
Melanie

[I Found Nemo]

I didnt laugh, cause I didnt get it:confused:

[kelkiss5]

I didnt laugh, cause I didnt get it:confused:
Well I got it, and I laughed my leg of. LOL

[Morkie4]

Well I got it, and I laughed my leg of. LOL

Wow, that's some pretty hard laughing. It must be difficult now having laughed a leg off to get around. I'll try not to make them so funny next time!:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

[Morkie4]

I didnt laugh, cause I didnt get it:confused:

See post #4...........it simplifies it for you!:p