Princess Charlottes diary .....

[dogloverx4]

Dear Diary...
I have been patient truly - but the arrival of a small white midget into my life has left me shaken . My Mother ( I was kidnapped from the imperial palace ) has informed me that this " SISTER " is a permanant fixture . I have shown my displeasure in EVERY conceivable way - how stupid are these people .
My throat is feeling a little sore - the shrill barking I am forced to do is a trifle exhausting . Yesterday - the small white thing ( they call her Arabella ) stood before me on the staircase - one swift push would have ended my suffering . The only problem being , I can't push what I won't touch .
Imagine my indignation to discover Mummy Dearest - going through MY WARDROBE to see what that FAT INFANT could fit . I tried to slam my Mothers hand in the wardrobe door , but she is quick for a human and managed to escape- better luck next time . My 2 idiot brothers ( Henry and Teddy ) are both simpletons - can't they see what is going on . They are both rescues so I suppose I shouldn't expect too much ( I mean they probably ate from the gutter ) .
My NEW YEARS RESOLUTION is to package up Arabella - and send her back from whence she came .
Princess Charlotte .....
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[Gregswife]

Sarah, I got wuite a chuckle from Charlotte's diary. My she is certainly a deep thinker. If Sadie had one, it would read something like: "woke up, bothered Bucky, chewed on him and caused big mat - what fun, took a nap, pooped and peed on the floor, then bothered Bucky some more. Chewed on the wood baseboards and mommy's new kitchen table, bothered Bucky some more and took another nap. Woke up, ate, peed on the floor again, took whatever Bucky was playing with away from him and decided to put a few more mats in his hair. Repeat from beginning until time to go to sleep for the night..."

[maltesemum]

you girls crack me up:yay_jump: :clapsm: :sidesplit: :sidesplit:


Well package them both up & send them to me:tongue6: :cheer: :hearts6:

[I Found Nemo]

:( The poor Princess she needs Nemo more now than ever!!

My love I am cominggggggggggggggggggggg:smlove2:

[Morkie4]

Loved both your diary stories. You do wonder what they are thinking sometimes.
Kallie's goes like this:
Woke up this morning, gave some good morning kisses to daddy and there he was still snuggled up next to my mother, the little thing they call a yorkie. Oh well, let's start the day and go out to potty..........I'll wait until he pees first and then I'll pee over his spot! haha. Time to eat: I know mother has put something better in his bowl, I'll just wait until he steps away and then I'll check it out. UGH, same stuff I have! Okay now for a nap.....no no go away Toby, I don't want to play with that toy right now; no no I don't want to play tug-a-war either. Oh but I think I will have a little rawhide to clean my teeth. Hummm, this is so yummie.......oh Toby look what I have. There he goes with his nonstop barking for this rawhide, mommy will clamp down on him for trying to get it from me. Dummie, go get your own, there's at least five other rawhides in there. Now to sleep! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Oh boy oh boy, daddy is home, now I can get away with MURDER !! Hold me daddy, pick me up.........aaaaaaaah, happiness at last! :smlove2:

Toby is too complex to even begin his diary. LOL:tongue6:

[dogloverx4]

I am not certain either Henry or Teddy could read or write ... but here is Arabella 's ....
I like to get up early ... REAL EARLY . I love watching my Mummy chase me in the dark - It's funny when she trips over coz her eyes look all puffy . I ate my yummy breakfast , all the others stared but I'm a baby so I GET ALL THE FOOD ( cute counts ) . I am going off to hang from Henry's beard - he looks sooo funny when I do that . OOPS - I just snatched a ball from under Charlottes nose ... wow she looks MAD !!!! Teddy , I love you - sorry about the teethmarks . Have to go need to pee - AGAIN - Mummy says I have a bladder the size of a pea !!!
BABY ARABELLA
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h258/dogloverx3/DSCF0143.jpg

[maltesemum]

I am not certain either Henry or Teddy could read or write ... but here is Arabella 's ....
I like to get up early ... REAL EARLY . I love watching my Mummy chase me in the dark - It's funny when she trips over coz her eyes look all puffy . I ate my yummy breakfast , all the others stared but I'm a baby so I GET ALL THE FOOD ( cute counts ) . I am going off to hang from Henry's beard - he looks sooo funny when I do that . OOPS - I just snatched a ball from under Charlottes nose ... wow she looks MAD !!!! Teddy , I love you - sorry about the teethmarks . Have to go need to pee - AGAIN - Mummy says I have a bladder the size of a pea !!!
BABY ARABELLA
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h258/dogloverx3/DSCF0143.jpg

:smlove2: I love that picture & your getting all fancy with the frames:D


Well tell me, your holding out on me Sarah!

Which one is coming to Scotland? you keep ignoring my request:tongue6: :p

You know i will need to buy new beds, a girl needs to be prepared ya know:flowersm:

[bek74]

Way to funny :D :yay: :lol2: :sidesplit: gosh I had a good laugh. Sarah just send Arabella my way, it's only about a 2hr flight. I would luv to have Princess Charlotte, but I don't think Sammy Maree would want a big sister, she is used to being the eldest. LOL

[maltesemum]

Way to funny :D :yay: :lol2: :sidesplit: gosh I had a good laugh. Sarah just send Arabella my way, it's only about a 2hr flight. I would luv to have Princess Charlotte, but I don't think Sammy Maree would want a big sister, she is used to being the eldest. LOL


Hey, i asked first:mad:








but since i luv ya then i'll let ya off:hugs2:

[bek74]

Elaine, Babe, I was only thinking of Arabella. It would be such a long flight to Scotland, and for Sarah to send her my way it would only be a 2hr flight. Honestly I wasn't thinking of myself at all :D :lol2: :sidesplit: :sidesplit: .

Luv you to Mate
xoxoxoxox

[dogloverx4]

Henry's diary ....
La , la , la la , la FOOD - YUM !!!! Play , play , play . Tired now - sleep .
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h258/dogloverx3/DSCF0111.jpg

[Chloeandj]

Too funny!!! :D

[Kanga]

:haha: :haha: very funny thread.:D