luvmypupster
07-25-2005, 08:20 PM
Maltese Rules
1. The Maltese is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the Maltese is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The Maltese is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The Maltese can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the Maltese is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6.Okay, the Maltese is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. The Maltese can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The Maltese can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
9. Fine, the Maltese can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the Maltese.
1. The Maltese is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the Maltese is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The Maltese is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The Maltese can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the Maltese is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6.Okay, the Maltese is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. The Maltese can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The Maltese can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
9. Fine, the Maltese can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the Maltese.