Are you owned by a malt?

[luvmypupster]

Does Your Maltese Own You?
how many of these statements apply to you and your Maltese?

1.You believe every Maltese is a lap dog.

2. If you are cold, you put a sweater on your Maltese.

3. You have a picture of your Maltese in your wallet, but not one of your kids.

4. You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your Maltese.

5. You have your Maltese talk to your friends on the phone.

6. You can't fully enjoy yourself without your Maltese.

7. No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your Maltese.

8. You spend more on clothes and food for your Maltese than you do for yourself.

9. You have no reservations about kissing your Maltese on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.

10. You let the neighbor Maltese sleep over.

11. You believe there is no such thing as a naughty Maltese.

12. Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.

13. When you need someone to talk to, your Maltese is your first choice.

14. You sit on the floor if the Maltese got in the chair first.

15. You talk to your Maltese when you are driving. He/She answers.

16. Your Maltese taught you to fetch and roll over.

I'm guilty of 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,9,11,12,13,14,15 :-)

[Mystify79]

LOL! Too funny.. and I'm guilty of most of those too. :o

[Kristy]

I swear I am not just saying this. This is one of the funniest lists I have ever seen. Number 10 had me laughing out loud.

[Chloeandj]

I am guilty of a few of these too. Especially that there is no such thing as a naughty maltese. They are just silly ;) not naughty.

Let's add to the list some things that we do that shows our maltese owns us. Here is something I did recently

I told my kids they could not go with me to run errands the other day, they gave me those sad eyes and wined, and I still said no. THen as I put on my shoes, Chloe did her usual spinning around all excited asking if she could go. I told Chloe no too. Then as I opened the door to leave, she laid down flat out in front of me, peering up at me so sad and wiggling her tail. Well I just can't resist that, so I grabbed her and ran out the door before my kids could see. Then I made a special trip to the petstore just to get her a greenie for the ride home.

[luvmypupster]

Great idea! I know I'm owned by a very spoiled malt because Bentley prefers fresh water! He just does not like it out of his bowl, no sir...none of that stuff thats been sitting in dog bowl for him for heavens sake. No matter what were doing..watchin a movie, eating dinner, etc. (even my husband is guilty of this) and we will hear Bentley barking off in the distance. So we stop what were doing..one of us gets up and goes and gets him a drink of water. Or someone will say "whats he want" and we of course say "a drink of water". Now am I owned or what? Would I get up from watching a movie, eating dinner to go get someone in another room a drink...I think not!

[Chloeandj]

LOL! That is so funny! What a spoiled little boy! The water in our house doesn't last long enough to not be fresh. I feel like I fill that bowl up a hundered times a day. But we have a big golden retriever that's always sucking it dry.

[Sassy's Mommy]

LOL...your baby sounds as spoiled as Sassy. Sometimes I will notice that her little tongue is hangind out and I will ask her if she needs water with an ice booger in it? She will lay right there until I "bring" the fresh iced water to her. Then she will have a few laps and look up as to say, "thank you mommy." Little brat dog.