Morkie4
12-19-2007, 08:50 AM
A little old lady shopping in a grocery store, comes up to the check out with three cans of cat food and the cashier said: "I'm sorry, but I will have to ask to see some proof that you own a cat before I can sell you the cat food because of the incidents where the elderly are buying cat food for their own consumption. So the little old lady left and came back with her cat in her arms and the cashier sold her the cat food.
A couple of days later the same little old lady came up to the check out again with a few cans of dog food. Again she was told that she would need to show proof that she owned a dog before they would be able to sell her the dog food. She left the store and soon showed up with her dog on a leash. She was then sold the dog food.
A few days later, the little old lady was again at the check out counter and she was holding a small card board box with a hole in the top. When the cashier asked if she could help her, she asked that the cashier stick her finger down through the hole in the box. When the clerk hesitated the little old lady assured her there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the clerk stuck her finger in the box she felt something soft and mushy. Bringing her finger out she noticed a bad smell and made the comment: "This smells like poo poo!" The little old lady, with a smile on her face answered: "It is, now may I purchase these three rolls of toilet paper?"
NOT A TRUE STORY!:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
A couple of days later the same little old lady came up to the check out again with a few cans of dog food. Again she was told that she would need to show proof that she owned a dog before they would be able to sell her the dog food. She left the store and soon showed up with her dog on a leash. She was then sold the dog food.
A few days later, the little old lady was again at the check out counter and she was holding a small card board box with a hole in the top. When the cashier asked if she could help her, she asked that the cashier stick her finger down through the hole in the box. When the clerk hesitated the little old lady assured her there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the clerk stuck her finger in the box she felt something soft and mushy. Bringing her finger out she noticed a bad smell and made the comment: "This smells like poo poo!" The little old lady, with a smile on her face answered: "It is, now may I purchase these three rolls of toilet paper?"
NOT A TRUE STORY!:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: