Miss Melanie
09-09-2008, 05:57 PM
Guess Again...
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher, The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," replied the boy. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?"
"No," said the little boy, "It's a puppy!"
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher, The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," replied the boy. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?"
"No," said the little boy, "It's a puppy!"