Jack has added yet another 'killed' toy to the collection

[MaxJack'sMom]

Well, I guess 2 days is a long time in the life of a toy in this household. Jack is now officially known as "Jack, the Dragon Slayer'.
Yes, it is with heavy heart that I announced Jack has indeed conducted a search and destroy mission. The poor toy must have asked for mercy but I'm sure Jack would not hear of it.
That cute dragon Jack just received from little sisters' Zo zo and Abbie is dead. There is a 3 1/2 inch slit and the squeaker sack was removed. It was peacefully removed and now RIP on our kitchen table.
We might try to get the stuffing out of the head and try sewing it up.
My son read the tag about the toy and it stated it was 2-3 times stitched for endurance, but no company has ever seen the likes of Jack.

Zo zo and Abbie, Auntie Cheryl wants to apologize for bad boy Jack. He is not setting a good example for his little sisters' and I know your mommy searched for that dragon. He is in detention right now and might get out for good behavior in about 6 months.

[Morkie4]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: .................did you get us a picture of Mr. Dragon before Jack the Destroyer got a hold of it and put it to rest????:confused:

[MaxJack'sMom]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: .................did you get us a picture of Mr. Dragon before Jack the Destroyer got a hold of it and put it to rest????:confused:

Carol, I have learned to snap the picture before he even gets one little paw (or mouth) on it!!!! :lol2: Yes, I have a picture of it.

[Tcarnagie]

Poor Jack...he was just having fun with the dragon...how was he supposed to know that is was so fragile.

Can he please get out of detention long enough to be in the GE....I am sure he will get more toys to "kill". :lol2::lol2::lol2:

[MaxJack'sMom]

Poor Jack...he was just having fun with the dragon...how was he supposed to know that is was so fragile.

Can he please get out of detention long enough to be in the GE....I am sure he will get more toys to "kill". :lol2::lol2::lol2:

Jack wants to thank his bro Jasper for putting in a request about being in the next GE. There might be a court date set before the start of it where he can plead his case (he has no alibi, was not insane at the time, and is a repeat offender). Jack really needs a good doggie lawyer to beat this rap.

[JesBred]

Poor Jack! Set Jack free!! A 3 1/2 slit no way Jack could make that and "if the glove doesn't fit" set him free!! :lol2:

[Tcarnagie]

I agree....SET JACK FREE!!!!!

If we get enough people to free him, can he be out of trouble???

[Tcarnagie]

Poor Jack! Set Jack free!! A 3 1/2 slit no way Jack could make that and "if the glove doesn't fit" set him free!! :lol2:

Jes, Jack needs a lawyer and you are doing a great job....can you defend him??

[JesBred]

Jes, Jack needs a lawyer and you are doing a great job....can you defend him??

Of course!!

Just for starters.. Are there any witnesses? Any proof that Jack did this?

[Tcarnagie]

Don't know...but Jasper is willing to give Jack an alibi if that helps. :D

[SherriM]

Hell No He Won't Go... (to detention)
Hell No He Won't Go... (to detention)

(I hear the chanting in the streets...)

Maybe George W can bail him out before he leaves office??????

[Morkie4]

Of course!!

Just for starters.. Are there any witnesses? Any proof that Jack did this?

I don't recall there being any eye witnesses mentioned by Cheryl......only the victim .....and he isn't saying!!!!:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

[LilPosh]

LOL!!! You guys are too funny!!!!

Diddy wants Jack to know that he knows exactly how he feels. Diddy is always getting blamed for destroying toys! The mysterious toy destroyer must have visited Jack this time. :awink:

[JesBred]

i don't recall there being any eye witnesses mentioned by cheryl......only the victim .....and he isn't saying!!!!:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

case closed!!!!

[Joni]

lol oh my ~ well @ least he liked it enuf to play w/it right ? RIP mr Dragon.....

[omega]

Well, being one of the highly esteemed moderators here, I say that Jack does indeed get to be in the GE.

Toys are for our lovely fluffs to do with as they please. If Jack gets pleasure out of killing them, so be it! That is just the instinct of his ancestors coming out in him and we should all be thankful he is only killing toys. :D

[Zo zo's mom]

Jack little sisters say he should go free...they wish he still had his toy, but he is Jack, toy destroyer, so we knew it would happen eventually.

Defense rests

[Vylula]

I love this post! You guys are hysterical!

[MaxJack'sMom]

You guys are a riot:lol2:

There was a witness....my son.
Good thing I didn't put him in his crate, you guys would have sent him a saw to get out or a tin cup for him bang against the sides till I would just give up and release him.

Oh, and one of my doggie friend teachers at work likes to sew, so she is volunteering her ER services to bring life back to a dead dragon.

[Tcarnagie]

That's alright...we would have still protested until Jack was released. He is just too cute to be in trouble. :D

[Miss Melanie]

WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS!!! :dogsm6:

[omega]

WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS!!! :dogsm6:

That is the EXACT question I have been meaning to ask YOU!!!!:lol2: Remember ~ the pink dress pic???? Ring a bell at all?