Ugly Baby

[bek74]

A women gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen". The women goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming she says to the man next to her " That bus driver just insulted me" The man says " you go right up there and tell him off, go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you"

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

[Tcarnagie]

That's cute!!!

[Morkie4]

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2: ..........ok, that was funny!

[JesBred]

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2: That was bad!! :p:p

[bek74]

My 10yr old son has a joke book and he came out and read this one to me, I nearly died laughing :lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

[MaxJack'sMom]

Maybe the monkey thinks his mother is ugly:lol2::lol2:

[plumie]

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
that was funny!!

[Zanadu'sMom]

I don't get it:confused:

[Morkie4]

I don't get it:confused:

Ok, let's take this one step at a time. You see the bus driver insulted her by saying her baby was ugly. When she went to her seat the man evidently thought her baby to be ugly too, because he thought she had a monkey with her and not a baby! Now do you get it???:tounge:

[Zanadu'sMom]

Ok, let's take this one step at a time. You see the bus driver insulted her by saying her baby was ugly. When she went to her seat the man evidently thought her baby to be ugly too, because he thought she had a monkey with her and not a baby! Now do you get it???:tounge:

I forgot I already got this joke:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:Bek told it before, but I forgot:confused: they explained it then:blush:
thanks Carol:hearter:

[Ashley V]

I forgot I already got this joke:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:Bek told it before, but I forgot:confused: they explained it then:blush:
thanks Carol:hearter:

Don't feel bad... most jokes have to be explained to me too...

I specifically remember a time my hubby was telling me a blonde joke and I really didn't get it at all. He tried to explain it to me in about 7 different ways. Finally in frustration (not angrily), he screamed the key words and I was like "Oh... I get it now!" and burst out laughing.

[Sassy's Mommy]

Oops! :lol2:

[Zanadu'sMom]

Don't feel bad... most jokes have to be explained to me too...

I specifically remember a time my hubby was telling me a blonde joke and I really didn't get it at all. He tried to explain it to me in about 7 different ways. Finally in frustration (not angrily), he screamed the key words and I was like "Oh... I get it now!" and burst out laughing.

Well Nick kicks me out of the room before he tells a joke:blush::blush:
he says I ruin the joke before he can finish telling it:blush:

[Morkie4]

Well Nick kicks me out of the room before he tells a joke:blush::blush:
he says I ruin the joke before he can finish telling it:blush:

......and I truly believe Nick!!!:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

[Zanadu'sMom]

......and I truly believe Nick!!!:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

:blush::blush:Now would I ruin a joke:blush:

[Sassy's Mommy]

:blush::blush:Now would I ruin a joke:blush:

Just make sure they don't make jokes about you not getting the joke. :tounge: