PeopleTalk by Maltese about their people

[JesBred]

I'ma get this topknot out once and for all... *rolls around on floor*

Wait!! Mom, No!! *mom puts topknot back in* I wanted that to stay out :( Aww man..

[Zuly4034]

Here comes mommy with that nasty benadryl.....:mad:

[CinttisLuke]

Did I heard the sounds of my collar??? it is that? OMG OMG OMG

[Morkie4]

Hey, Lady, can't you hear the bells ringing at the back door.......I gotta go!!!!!!!!

[JesBred]

I just love the new bag mommy got for me :D I can go lots of places with her now!!

[Shammi's Dad]

Mommy my a$$... She gives me one more case of ticklebutt and she'll need rescued by a St. Bernard!

[Zuly4034]

Mommy i swear if you don't get out of that forum and play with me i will pee on your fluffy carpet.:mad:

Yeah you better do it.:mad::mad::mad:

[JesBred]

Mmm Venison and Sweet Potato for lunch!! YUM!!

[Shammi's Dad]

There... Done with the forehead. Now where are those hedgehogs?

[Shammi's Dad]

Why does she get offended when I lick her nose??
She had a booger, I was only trying to help :o

Lol... They do get kind of fussy about that don't they?

[Shammi's Dad]

Now that dad's home I'ma show that fat Corgi porker that I'm the BIG DOG around THIS house! Dad, you just stay right there and I'll poke my head through under your arm and tell that chunky, loud-mouthed, two-tone &itch a thing or three... You just make sure she keeps her distance, ok?

[Morkie4]

Now that dad's home I'ma show that fat Corgi porker that I'm the BIG DOG around THIS house! Dad, you just stay right there and I'll poke my head through under your arm and tell that chunky, loud-mouthed, two-tone &itch a thing or three... You just make sure she keeps her distance, ok?

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2: Wow, Shammi has quite the vocabulary!

[JesBred]

Moooooom.. Mom.. Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!

Down here!!

Look at me!! Look I'm spinning Mom!!

Hey!! Mom!! Mom!! Mom!! Mom!!

MOM!! LOOK AT ME!!

Oh, hey.. I love you :hearter:

[Shammi's Dad]

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2: Wow, Shammi has quite the vocabulary!

Me: When it comes to her Corgi, yes he does. He can't stand her. She's more than 3 times his size and has bit him a couple of times. But when I'm around he's 10 feet tall and bullet proof...

[Morkie4]

Me: When it comes to her Corgi, yes he does. He can't stand her. She's more than 3 times his size and has bit him a couple of times. But when I'm around he's 10 feet tall and bullet proof...

Do you like the Corgi?? Maybe he is picking up on your vibes!!

Buffy: Hey mom, how about another toy for the toy box???

[CinttisLuke]

YEEEY Im so happy mommy hasn't bathed me!!:lol2:

[Zuly4034]

Mommy please please i want to go with you.....:hands:

[CinttisLuke]

Oh no!! there she is here again with the brush!

[JesBred]

Mommy take me outside to squirrel watch.. those are facisnating creatures!!

[Morkie4]

Hey it is past 7:30AM, where is our breakfast????

[Punky]

Can you please do something with these kid's thinking my nail's are bones!

from Reggie

[Morkie4]

Ok let's get a fresh batch of treats going here!!!!

[CinttisLuke]

Hey you momma! could you please stop kissing me when I am sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jasper's Mom]

Can you please do something with these kid's thinking my nail's are bones!

from Reggie

AWWWWW!!! Thats so cute I can just picture them doing that and Reggie thinking UHH HELLO those are my nails silly kids!!

[Jasper's Mom]

I was watching closely as mom was trying on scarves last night.. so when she was asleep on her side I made her a Jasper scarf. I layed on her neck and then I fell asleep. My plan was a success and my work was done . Just wanted her to know that live maltese scarves are so fashionable!!

[Morkie4]

Soooooo, exactly when are you going to use that new Spectrum 10 shampoo and conditioner on us?????:lol2::lol2::lol2:

[CinttisLuke]

Soooooo, exactly when are you going to use that new Spectrum 10 shampoo and conditioner on us?????:lol2::lol2::lol2:

hey hey you owe me a review!!:D:tongue:

[Morkie4]

Oh mom, please please do not use cream cheese in our treats again!!!!!

[Zuly4034]

MOMMY STOP!!! oh well too late, you already step on it :scratchy:

[CinttisLuke]

Mom!! Mom!! Hey I'm here!! Hey hey hey! I love you!:hearter:

[Zo zo's mom]

UMM..Momma? What's with the suitcase?? Exactly where are you going NOW?? Did you know I hate Mickey mouse?? How many places did that stupid rodent make for you to play at anyway??

[CinttisLuke]

Ooohh I love this kind of food that you have been giving to me!!:D

[Zuly4034]

:whatrais:"Mommy when exactly are you going to make those homemade treats you promised me", "Come on, I've been waiting all week":mad:

[Morkie4]

UMM..Momma? What's with the suitcase?? Exactly where are you going NOW?? Did you know I hate Mickey mouse?? How many places did that stupid rodent make for you to play at anyway??

I can honestly picture "this" one! ROFLOL

Hey mom, I've been sitting here ringing these bells to go out, so get over here already and open the door!!!!!!

[CinttisLuke]

*sniff-sniff* Do I smell chicken?? *sniff-sniff* YES!!! Oh mommy is cooking my food! YES!!!!!!!!

[Morkie4]

Hey mom, how about adding a little more yogurt to my breakfast! :D

[Zo zo's mom]

Hey momma..thanks for staying home with us tonight while dad goes out to play music...you know we are more fun, right? What do you mean you are going tomorrow night???

[Morkie4]

EVERYBODY RUN!!!!!!!! Mom's getting the shampoo and conditioner ready!!!!

[JesBred]

My mom got my big brother a new bed and its AWESOME!!

I have been rolling around in it all day :D Its so comfy!!

[angeleyes]

How come our mom thinks that just because she naps in the afternoon that we need to also?:mad:

[CinttisLuke]

Oh Mom!! No walking for today! What about if you take me on my stroller??:tongue:

[Zuly4034]

HA mommy I just licked alllll your french fries?

[Daisy517]

Excuse me MOTHER.. but WHERE is my lunch woman?! :mad:

[CinttisLuke]

Well mom! You don't have to believe that crazy vet! I'm NOT over weight! :lol2:

[Daisy517]

Hello MOTHER.. when am I getting my bath? smelling kinda funky over here.

[OpalescentFire]

wow Daisy! You're so lucky! I wish my parents would let me be the stinky kid!

Should I post that I'm in the market for new parents on the personals page? Isn't that what it's for?

[Daisy517]

wow Daisy! You're so lucky! I wish my parents would let me be the stinky kid!

Should I post that I'm in the market for new parents on the personals page? Isn't that what it's for?

As a Malt to another malt, I'd say give it a go. Your mother wouldn't even let you date let alone seek out new parents.

[Morkie4]

Yo Yo, whasup.......isn't it time to make us some more treats?

[OpalescentFire]

my mom thinks I need to learn about personal space....she's weird. I don't see what's wrong with standing on her stomach and trying to kiss her teeth...or up her nose...or in her ear....

[Morkie4]

Hey, mom, how about buying us another bed!

[Daisy517]

Mama! can you stop posting embarrassing photos of me on MT! :o

[Morkie4]

:eek: :eek: :eek: NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

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[Daisy517]

Tessa: Mommm! Daisy's sniffing my hiney! :mad:

Daisy: Huh? :confused:

[Zo zo's mom]

Why should I stop rubbing my head on the ground?? As often as you re-do them, don't you love doing topknots??

[Morkie4]

This dress is toooooo tight with my long coat, get it off!!!!!!

[angeleyes]

Sammy says "my mommy protects me from all the big bad things that scare me, which is about everything!"


Belle says" my baby brother is afraid of everything and he likes to play Neek!
He hides behind things and when I walk my minding my own business, he neeks out and jumps on me:mad:" Them mommy laughs, not funny mom!

[Daisy517]

Did you know mama is making something special for us tonight :D

[Daisy517]

Daisy: I hab big berry *burp!* Ohh! excusie moi :o

Tessa: I have bigger belly *BURRRRRRRRRRP!* :D

[Morkie4]

The girls: "how come Toby is the wrong color?"

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

[Daisy517]

The girls: "how come Toby is the wrong color?"

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

Tessa: Cuz we be from da hood! Toby's my main man. Holler! :tongue:

[2morkies]

Be sure to train your humans well. We trained ours to take us everywhere....to the park, shopping, to our grandmas and great grandmas houses. We also trained her to let us sleep in her big cozy bed.
Our friend the Carin Terrier next door, has to sleep outside...even when it's cold....and she never gets to go play at the park or do anything fun. :(

[Morkie4]

Ok, mom,get off the computer, it's past 4:30PM, where is our dinner?????

[ruaga]

Be sure to train your humans well. We trained ours to take us everywhere....to the park, shopping, to our grandmas and great grandmas houses. We also trained her to let us sleep in her big cozy bed.
Our friend the Carin Terrier next door, has to sleep outside...even when it's cold....and she never gets to go play at the park or do anything fun. :(

how awful about the neighbor....isn't that abuse? how sad...Ruaga:(

[Zo zo's mom]

I don't know why you bother with the weekly bath mom...the second you let us outside, you know we are going to roll around in something you call "smelly". We thinks its awesome..we are trying get rid of the awful clean smell.

[angeleyes]

Our mom put a prison gate across the patio screen so I can't make a run for the squirrels anymore:mad: See if I care if they eat all that seed for the birds, I'm not jumping at that gate thing cause it jumps back at me and scares me but I try to act tuff:o


My sister keeps jumping and barking at those big gray things outside that climb trees:eek: I don't know what they are but they are bigger than me so I'm just hiding by mommy's feet:(

[Morkie4]

Hey guys, I see a golfer outside, let's give him what for! (BARK BARK BARK)

[Daisy517]

Mom why do we smell AGAIN?! :mad:

[JesBred]

I love when mommy bathes me :hearter: That means I get lots of cuddles after

[Zo zo's mom]

No need to bathe me...I rubbed around in something that I THINK smells wonderful...why are you making that face momma? You don't like it?

[Morkie4]

Hey mom.....you better get busy and order some bows for Krissie.

[JesBred]

YAY!! Time to water the lawn!! That means I get to sit at the window and watch the birds play in the water :D

[Daisy517]

Mommy's making us another week's worth of food, no more Wellness for us & keepin' it fresh! :tongue:

[angeleyes]

MOMMY!!! Belle took my bully stick.....now I only have 3:(

[Morkie4]

"I wonder what if feels like to be a "DOG?"

[Daisy517]

Mommy please take lots of pictures of us this weekend!

[ilovemysnow]

Why do you take so long to come home, mommy???

[Morkie4]

Are you done fixing the liver lickin' treats yet?? We need to sample them!!!

[love.my.babies]

Mommy, is it really necessary to baby talk to me?! :lol2::lol2:

[angeleyes]

Mommy, why do I have to have a bath just cause Sammy is stinky?:(

[Morkie4]

Brandy to the other four: Daddy loves me best, ha ha ha ha!!

[love.my.babies]

Mommy will you PLEASE take me swimming in the pool tomorrow? :wink5::wink5:

[Zuly4034]

Ohhhh noooo here comes mommy with that facial scrub.:(

[Daisy517]

Mommm Tessa's smelly. I can't sleep with her :fainted:

[angeleyes]

Mommy why can't I have both bully sticks? (that would be Sammy)

[JiJi's Mom]

Oh, you meant me :confused::tongue:

[Daisy517]

Mommy I need a new dress! People won't know I'm a girl with this puppy cut.

[gypsyqueen]

All the two legged people poop inside why is it a problem when i do it

[angeleyes]

(Sammy)" I'm special cause I don't need a bath so mommy must think you two smell bad:lol2:"

[Morkie4]

All the two legged people poop inside why is it a problem when i do it

ROFLOL...........oh that is sooooooooo true!!! Good one!!!

Could we have a little egg thrown in with our breakfast this morning?

[gypsyqueen]

All i hear is its good for you well why is it never in your darn plate.

[Morkie4]

Excuse me but could you pick up the poop in the yard so I don't step in when I poop?

[Daisy517]

Daisy: I chewed on mommy's phone charger this morning while she was sleeping. Why am I in time out for playing with my new toy :confused:

Tessa: Great. Now mommy can focus all on me :D :tongue:

[Daisy517]

Tessa: Mama why are you on MT! Shouldn't you be working on the GE?!! Oh! and feed, play, brush, snuggle, & take me shopping lady! Chop chop!! :mad:

Daisy: 99 bottles of malts on the wall 99 bottles of malts, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of malts on the wall...

[Lucas Mama]

"Why do I have to take a bath? Mommy loves me ether way:blush:"

[JesBred]

"Mom, I'm keep rubbing out my topknot because I don't want it in!! I don't want you to fix it, I want you TAKE IT OUT!!"

[Daisy517]

Tessa: Mama I love my new diva cuddle bed.

Daisy: I love the princess tiara, I think mine looks better than Tessa's :tongue:

[Daisy517]

Daisy: Mommy I need a bath. I reek! :(