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organikmom

10-26-2009, 02:59 PM

Angel's Mom

10-26-2009, 03:04 PM

How come she always gets the chocolate???? If it's good for her, why can't I have any?

organikmom

10-26-2009, 03:24 PM

Why do people think they are bigger than me?

JesBred

10-26-2009, 04:10 PM

Why does my mom brush my hair more than hers??

She probably needs to do it more often :tounge:

Angel's Mom

10-26-2009, 04:27 PM

Uh-OH!!!!!!!!!!! Run for cover!!! Here comes the feet!!!!

JesBred

10-26-2009, 07:13 PM

Squirrels?? Where?? Let me at em', let me at em'.
Don't worry mom I'll get those squirrels.
Nasty squirrels.

Angel's Mom

10-26-2009, 08:27 PM

(Jess, I think, in addition to being bred as companion animals, that they were bred to be hunters. Angel will sit still for the longest time at the base of a tree, just moving her head, waiting for the squirrel to DARE cross in front of her.) Oops... back to topic.

organikmom

10-27-2009, 03:01 AM

I rthink the reason the humans eat chocolate(especially the females) itis part of their breeding and goes back generations to the Aztec people. From there we have Hersheys, Cadbury, Lindt. Your human usually has a preferance. It is best to switch chocolate gradually. I would only give it as a special treat when your humans reward you.:)

Morkie4

10-27-2009, 05:06 AM

Why does she always throw the ball so far, she needs the exercise more than me!!!:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

organikmom

10-27-2009, 10:06 AM

I was just talking to Angels mom we thought this was a fun idea. We always say we would like to know what our dogs think. In this game we post questions and advice from our Malts about their people.
I'll go first
Why does my mom always get on the scale in the morning?:lol2:

Your mom probably gets on the scale every day so she can stay within the breed standard. Moms used to come in 3 sizes, small, medium and large
Now there is a teacup size 0, 1 and 2. She has to figure out how many treats she can have.

organikmom

10-27-2009, 10:08 AM

What do I look for when choosing a human family?:lol2:

OpalescentFire

10-27-2009, 12:28 PM

ask how much pup aroni they'll give you on a daily basis.

organikmom

10-27-2009, 01:16 PM

how much pup aroni do you want?:lol2::lol2:

JesBred

10-27-2009, 03:36 PM

My human always sits and stares at this box. I'm not sure what it is but I like to lick it. It has no taste though. Sometimes funny noises come from it too, makes me wonder if my mom is keeping something in there :confused: Maybe a gift for me!! :yay_jump: Because of course every box is a gift for me ;)

Morkie4

10-27-2009, 04:04 PM

Doesn't she know that I like the home cooked stuff better than this dry kibble?????

Angel's Mom

10-27-2009, 08:52 PM

Oh Goody! She's putting her shoes on. That means she's going someplace. If I try to get on her lap, she won't be able to forget me this time, right?

organikmom

10-28-2009, 04:23 AM

The box in the living room is something new to humans since the 40's. The only benefit they get from it is when they watch Animal Planet. We have to encourage our humans to play more and if they simply must watch the box, we should be up there on the couch... Try having your humans put some peanutbutter around the rim of the picture.:lol2:

organikmom

10-28-2009, 04:25 AM

Doesn't she know that I like the home cooked stuff better than this dry kibble?????
If it was up to us we would do all the shopping.:lol2::lol2:

organikmom

10-28-2009, 04:38 AM

Oh Goody! She's putting her shoes on. That means she's going someplace. If I try to get on her lap, she won't be able to forget me this time, right?

AWWWW You migtht try the guilt trip , It usually works:lol2::lol2::lol2:
Try rolling over, people just can't resist that.

JesBred

10-28-2009, 09:51 AM

What does my human mean its not fair that I can't give her a belly rub??
Do you think she is trying to be the pack leader??
Everyone knows only pack leader gets belly rubs and that's me

Morkie4

10-29-2009, 05:47 AM

OH NO, there she comes with her grooming tools!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

organikmom

10-29-2009, 07:38 AM

[QUOTE=Morkie4;164229]OH NO, there she comes with her grooming tools!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:[/QUOTe

Dear Morkie girls,

judging by the way you ladies look, you probably get the spa experience everytime she grooms you, she does a very nice job. Most malts would give their left paw to look like you gals, just relax it's all in the name of beauty!!!:)

organikmom

10-29-2009, 07:43 AM

What does my human mean its not fair that I can't give her a belly rub??
Do you think she is trying to be the pack leader??
Everyone knows only pack leader gets belly rubs and that's me

Humans only think they are the pack leader. You can make your human feel better by cuddling with her more often. She needs to know who is boss and belly rubs are for Mitzi only. Your human will get used to this, you just need to correct her if she tries to roll over:lol2:

OpalescentFire

10-30-2009, 07:18 AM

I really hate being six pounds! Those stupid humans keep scooping me up for cuddles when I have a mission!! I don't pick THEM up when they're off to do things!

JesBred

10-30-2009, 07:28 AM

I'm not sure why my human thinks its fun to throw toilet paper in the water bowl (toilet). I like to decorate my house with it

organikmom

10-30-2009, 09:54 AM

I really hate being six pounds! Those stupid humans keep scooping me up for cuddles when I have a mission!! I don't pick THEM up when they're off to do things!

You have nothing to worry about. Your humans only wish they weighed 6 lbs. You need to let them know who is really the boss and pick up a toy or something to let them know you have OTHER plans. They are pretty slow but they will catch on. Good Luck!

plumie

10-30-2009, 10:07 AM

Grandma doesnt spoiled me like my mom does.

when is mommy coming home. I cant wait to have some nice home cook
rice and chicken...yummy for my sick tummy.

JiJi's Mom

10-30-2009, 11:37 AM

FOOD FOOD FOOD Give Me Give me Give Me. Good girl you get a lick later, now move.

OpalescentFire

10-30-2009, 11:40 AM

how come Daddy thinks he can hug or kiss Mommy? It really upsets me. Every time he does it I bark at him and push him away so I can get between them and kiss Mommy myself. Why doesn't he learn that she's MY Mom and I don't want to share!?

JesBred

10-30-2009, 11:57 AM

Why do I get yelled at for eating grass but when my human does it its ok??
Do you think if I put some ranch on it would she stop yelling at me??
What can I do to stop this behavoir?? :lol2:

Zanadu'sMom

11-01-2009, 01:11 AM

How come people can come to my home and I am not supposed to bark? :confused: :D

Morkie4

11-01-2009, 05:53 AM

Hey, YOU..........the water bottle is empty again! Get your butt in gear and fill it!

JesBred

11-01-2009, 12:55 PM

Psst.. Down here.. Hey!!... Look down here.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey..*paws human* Look at me.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey.. Down here.. Yeah.. Me.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey..Down here..

Oh good. I got your attention.
Its time for my dinner.

plumie

11-01-2009, 02:08 PM

mommy...... your blocking my maltesetalk view.. move!

JesBred

11-01-2009, 02:40 PM

Do you really have to brush my butt??

plumie

11-01-2009, 02:51 PM

woof woof... somebody get me out of the tub. I'm freezing my butt off here

organikmom

11-01-2009, 03:14 PM

organikmom

11-01-2009, 03:15 PM

woof woof... somebody get me out of the tub. I'm freezing my butt off here

I wish someone would rinse my humans off and comb them and see how they feel. I am with ya on this one, my butt is freezing too.:lol2:

organikmom

11-01-2009, 03:17 PM

Do you really have to brush my butt??

Now Mitzi you know you have one of the cutest butts on here, she just want to show you off.:)

JesBred

11-01-2009, 05:14 PM

Now Mitzi you know you have one of the cutest butts on here, she just want to show you off.:)

I do have a cute butt don't I?? :blusher::flirt: Thanks for noticing :blush:

Why does she put these ridiculous outfits on me??

organikmom

11-02-2009, 03:57 AM

I do have a cute butt don't I?? :blusher::flirt: Thanks for noticing :blush:

Why does she put these ridiculous outfits on me??

It is your humans way of expressing herself. She wishes she could fit into them so she is living her dreams of beautiful coture through you. You are such a model Mitzi:wink5:

Morkie4

11-02-2009, 06:37 AM

What takes her so long to make our meals, could it be the supplements???

Zanadu'sMom

11-02-2009, 07:42 AM

Why does she go to the bathroom SO much :p

OpalescentFire

11-02-2009, 08:18 AM

how come they get mad when i try to sleep? It's not MY fault their stomachs make perfect beds...

organikmom

11-02-2009, 01:21 PM

What takes her so long to make our meals, could it be the supplements???

Your girls and Toby need to get together on this and get your mom on a schedule, so you don't have to wait for your food. What else could she have that is so important?:lol2:

organikmom

11-02-2009, 01:24 PM

Why does she go to the bathroom SO much :p

Nemo you need to take her water way 2 hours before she goes to bed. She probably keeps you up all night right?:lol2:

organikmom

11-02-2009, 01:26 PM

how come they get mad when i try to sleep? It's not MY fault their stomachs make perfect beds...

Your humans should be honored to have their belly as a resting place for you, You might try a head tilt or something to make them feel guilty....:lol2:

organikmom

11-02-2009, 01:27 PM

Why does my human compalin about MY gas?

Zanadu'sMom

11-02-2009, 01:32 PM

LOL

Why does she always let me out when I just want to sleep ? :confused: :D

JesBred

11-02-2009, 01:53 PM

I hate when she picks at my eyes.. Its no fun :(

Emma's Mama

11-02-2009, 03:36 PM

Morkie4

11-03-2009, 12:23 PM

You call this a treat???? I want more than a little bite!

organikmom

11-03-2009, 01:25 PM

Why does my human compalin about MY gas?

We are not going there.:lol2::lol2:

organikmom

11-03-2009, 01:29 PM

"Why does she keep telling me when to pee? Does she think I don't know when I have to go? So what if it's on the carpet? Did she expect me to stop playing long enough to go find that paper thing that I'd much rather just chew to shreds anyway?"

Humans tend to be obsessed with that sort of thing.; They think we don't know better, you are so right what difference does it make where? They should be happy with whatever .:lol2:

organikmom

11-03-2009, 01:32 PM

LOL

Why does she always let me out when I just want to sleep ? :confused: :D

You need to wake her up when you want to pee on YOUR schedule so how THAT feels:lol2:

JesBred

11-03-2009, 02:31 PM

This woman thinks that peanut butter makes up for the bath I just got

I don't think so

organikmom

11-03-2009, 03:26 PM

This woman thinks that peanut butter makes up for the bath I just got

I don't think so

Sounds like she tortures you:lol2::lol2:

JesBred

11-03-2009, 07:13 PM

Get that little comb away from my face :mad:

Zanadu'sMom

11-04-2009, 01:09 AM

How come I can't bark when the UPS man comes :mad:

organikmom

11-04-2009, 02:58 AM

How come I can't bark when the UPS man comes :mad:

Nemo she just does not appreciate the great watchdog that you are. Oh and if she really needed protecion and you didn't bark then what? My mom bought the heat pump from the guy that had the Maltese in his family. She does not know what a good judge of character you are. Nemo yo can bark whenever you like.:lol2:

Zanadu'sMom

11-04-2009, 03:25 AM

Nemo she just does not appreciate the great watchdog that you are. Oh and if she really needed protecion and you didn't bark then what? My mom bought the heat pump from the guy that had the Maltese in his family. She does not know what a good judge of character you are. Nemo yo can bark whenever you like.:lol2:

Hey thanks, Laurel. I think I can bark whenever I dam* well please also :tounge: (that was Nemo talking not me ) :blush:

Morkie4

11-04-2009, 05:03 AM

Why can't she find the "perfect" bed for me!:mad::mad:

LuvMyMalt

11-04-2009, 06:02 AM

Why do they get cranky when I stand on top of them and lick their eyes, ears, face, nose, mouth, hair, hands, and necks when they're sleeping? It's already 3:00 a.m.!

OpalescentFire

11-04-2009, 06:50 AM

JesBred

11-04-2009, 04:06 PM

When do I get that little brother she keeps promising me??

Morkie4

11-04-2009, 05:29 PM

Why does she think she deserves any of the pillow when we are in "her" big king size bed?????:confused::confused: Can't she share daddy's pillow???

JesBred

11-04-2009, 06:22 PM

Why does she think she deserves any of the pillow when we are in "her" big king size bed?????:confused::confused: Can't she share daddy's pillow???

WOW!! You guys get to sleep in the BIG bed?!?! :eek: We only get to when daddy is gone.. which is now :D

Angel's Mom

11-04-2009, 07:37 PM

Hey wait! Wait just a cotton pickin' minute! Whyyyyyyyyyyy does Annie have her harness on first???? I am ALWAYS supposed to be first. Always.

Morkie4

11-04-2009, 09:41 PM

WOW!! You guys get to sleep in the BIG bed?!?! :eek: We only get to when daddy is gone.. which is now :D

Yep all four sleep in our bed. They line up on the left side with Buffy on the pillow, Brandy below the pillow, then Toby and last but of course not least is Kallie at the foot of the bed. They all have their spot. I'm in the middle and hubby is on the right side..........a real bummer when I have to potty in the middle of the night!:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

Ok, it's 7:15AM, where is our breakfast??????

Zanadu'sMom

11-05-2009, 01:20 AM

They say I am nuts, at least I don't scream at the TV. :confused: :D

organikmom

11-05-2009, 04:26 AM

Why can't she find the "perfect" bed for me!:mad::mad:

She need to let You pick out the bed . Dosn't she think you know what you want?:lol2:

organikmom

11-05-2009, 04:28 AM

Why do they get cranky when I stand on top of them and lick their eyes, ears, face, nose, mouth, hair, hands, and necks when they're sleeping? It's already 3:00 a.m.!

I think you have a serious problem here . Maltese don't need clocks and they haven't figured this out WHY????

organikmom

11-05-2009, 04:30 AM

Why don't they speak english!? Are they stupid? I keep telling them things and they just keep saying "quiet" in that weird language they speak. I really wish they would understand me, because then I'd get more puparoni.

That where your famous head tilt comes in. All the malts need to get together and write a manual for these people, what do you think?:lol2:

organikmom

11-05-2009, 04:31 AM

When do I get that little brother she keeps promising me??

Your birthday~!!!

organikmom

11-05-2009, 04:34 AM

Why does she think she deserves any of the pillow when we are in "her" big king size bed?????:confused::confused: Can't she share daddy's pillow???

Maybe instead of a doggy bed she needs to buy another pillow for you and let youall have 2. Your dad needs to share, if she does not complain to much you can let her have some more pillow, but she has to behave:lol2:.

Morkie4

11-05-2009, 05:20 AM

How could "she" possibly think Toby was a maltese!!!????

JesBred

11-05-2009, 01:02 PM

My mom says I need to act more like a maltese. She says I am too yorkie for her. Whatever that means.

organikmom

11-05-2009, 03:09 PM

Hey wait! Wait just a cotton pickin' minute! Whyyyyyyyyyyy does Annie have her harness on first???? I am ALWAYS supposed to be first. Always.

Show your mom who is really the alpha you can do it, don't take this lying down!!!:lol2:

organikmom

11-05-2009, 03:12 PM

They say I am nuts, at least I don't scream at the TV. :confused: :D

Why is your human so wierd Nemo??? What else does she scream at, Maybe she need therapy.

JesBred

11-05-2009, 06:37 PM

get. this. bow. out. of. my. hair. :mad:

Morkie4

11-05-2009, 07:25 PM

I just love when she grooms me............the brush feels sooooooo good but why does she have to use that spray bottle to wet my hair??:mad::mad:

JesBred

11-05-2009, 07:35 PM

Did you say brush?? I love brush!! Brush me, brush me!!

Morkie4

11-05-2009, 07:39 PM

I just hate when she has to groom my anal area............how embarassing.:o

JesBred

11-05-2009, 07:41 PM

I just hate when she has to groom my anal area............how embarassing.:o

Ditto!!

Morkie4

11-05-2009, 07:46 PM

Now why is our purple madan brushing missing from our grooming box............she take it for herself? :eek: :eek: :ekk: :eek: :eek:

JesBred

11-05-2009, 07:48 PM

I hate when mommys hair gets in my brush :mad:

Morkie4

11-05-2009, 07:58 PM

I know what those green handled clippers mean............it's toenail time! UGH

JesBred

11-06-2009, 03:21 PM

Mommy keeps putting treats in this stupid bag she got today trying to trick me go inside but I'm not fooled!!

Ok I was fooled the first few times but now I'm not fooled!! :tounge:

Alana

11-07-2009, 07:18 AM

I have my mommy trained so well! I love the way she spoils me.. silly girl, all I have to do is look at her and bark and the world is mine!!:pawprnts:

I just wish she would take me with her more often.. why does she have to go to work without me??

MorkieMom

11-07-2009, 12:23 PM

Why do they think that I can read their minds just give me the treat why should I do anything for it?

JesBred

11-07-2009, 06:25 PM

LuvMyMalt

11-07-2009, 07:13 PM

I know you think that wet spot on the carpet is from me.
But its not.
I promise.
Cross my paws.
I think it was the cat.
Yeah the cat did it.
I saw him do it.
Just squatted and walked away.
Dirty cat.
We should get rid of him.

LOL :lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2: With five cats and Chloe, this IS reality!

______________________

Why don't my humans LISTEN to me? I'm very clear about what I want, when I want it, how to do it, what I don't like - I try to bark differently making different words....God, I swear they are so stupid :mad:

Morkie4

11-08-2009, 04:35 AM

Oh no, she is getting dressed in her going out clothes.........what could be more important than US??? Let me five her the sad weepy eyes treatment.

JesBred

11-08-2009, 11:25 AM

Another bath?? GEEZ woman!!

OpalescentFire

11-11-2009, 07:54 AM

I don't know why Mom always complains about work. It's fun here! I get to run around and bark at the interns, and everyone gives me pets!

Morkie4

11-11-2009, 12:59 PM

I'm so glad mommy decided to go with home cooking, yummy stuff she makes! :D :D

Zanadu'sMom

11-13-2009, 12:25 PM

Is she ever going off the computer???????????

Alana

11-13-2009, 03:40 PM

Take me with you tomorrow!! Please!!!!

JesBred

11-14-2009, 04:24 PM

I hate when she puts the thing that makes all that noise around my neck.
What is that for anyways?? So annoying :mad:

Alana

11-14-2009, 08:34 PM

I love it when mom picks me up for some loving!!

organikmom

11-15-2009, 05:57 AM

Why does my dad have all that hair in his ears and nobody does anything about it?

JesBred

11-15-2009, 04:33 PM

Why does she get offended when I lick her nose??
She had a booger, I was only trying to help :o

Morkie4

11-16-2009, 09:27 AM

I wonder if she bought those toys for just me or if I have to share?

Zanadu'sMom

11-16-2009, 11:23 AM

I wonder if she bought those toys for just me or if I have to share?

I wonder what that funny exercise thing is under our toys? :lol2::lol2::lol2:

Morkie4

11-16-2009, 12:58 PM

I wonder what that funny exercise thing is under our toys? :lol2::lol2::lol2:

HA HA HA:mad::mad::mad:

I wonder why she always has to go running!!:wink5:

JesBred

11-16-2009, 03:12 PM

I wonder why she wants to carry me everywhere. I have legs

sparklemalty

11-16-2009, 04:51 PM

Oh No a bath!? :eek: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. :dogrun: She takes for ever grooming me and then she takes more pictures :photo: :fainted: But I love her still at the end of the day.:hearter:

JesBred

11-16-2009, 07:33 PM

Squirrel??!!

Morkie4

11-16-2009, 07:35 PM

Now just what kind of home cooking is she making this time but I know it will be yummy!

JesBred

11-16-2009, 07:42 PM

I love dirt. and mud. :D

Morkie4

11-16-2009, 07:43 PM

I think it is about time for some new sack beds! :lol2::lol2::lol2:

Zanadu'sMom

11-17-2009, 03:43 AM

I think it is about time for some new sack beds! :lol2::lol2::lol2:

Yes, I agree :hearter:

Morkie4

11-17-2009, 03:51 AM

Yes, I agree :hearter:

Is that Andrea talking or Nemo talking?????:confused::confused:

I wish she would finish her coffee and get my breakfast.

JesBred

11-17-2009, 06:06 AM

I don't care if its 3 a.m. I have to pee and your going to take me. NOW!!

OpalescentFire

11-17-2009, 06:55 AM

its really fun to sneak up on mommy when she's sleeping and put a really loud BWAP right in her ear. Because she's asleep and I want belly rubs.

Zanadu'sMom

11-17-2009, 07:10 AM

Is that Andrea talking or Nemo talking?????:confused::confused:

I wish she would finish her coffee and get my breakfast.

That was me and Nemo :hearter:

Sassy's Mommy

11-17-2009, 09:44 AM

If I hurry and finish my food maybe mommy will share some of hers with me.

Zanadu'sMom

11-17-2009, 12:58 PM

Why is it she never drops any food on the floor? :confused:

JesBred

11-17-2009, 01:57 PM

Green beans are my favorite!!
I know my mommy loves me when she gives me green beans!!

sparklemalty

11-17-2009, 03:02 PM

Cheerios, yay! :yay: It's time to play the sitting game. :yay_jump:

Morkie4

11-17-2009, 03:07 PM

Isn't she tired yet, I'm ready for bed!

JesBred

11-17-2009, 04:07 PM

I loved being brushed but I hate when she sprays my hair!!
What did I do wrong that she has to spray me for??

Morkie4

11-17-2009, 06:34 PM

DId she just say that "daddy" is home???:hearter:

JesBred

11-17-2009, 06:58 PM

Jake: "But I don't want to go outside... Its raining :("

Mitzy: "Its raining?? Can I go out?? Please?? :)"

Alana

11-17-2009, 08:06 PM

Mom!!!! Hold me!!

JesBred

11-18-2009, 01:31 PM

Woof.
Woof.
Woof.
Woof.

What?? That is my inside voice

organikmom

11-18-2009, 01:57 PM

why is that thing always on her ear? she keeps talking to it?

Morkie4

11-18-2009, 03:03 PM

All she ever talks about is MT this and MT that but it must be a good thing cause she plasters my picture all over MT.

JesBred

11-18-2009, 04:13 PM

MT takes away from my belly rubbing time :mad:

Sassy's Mommy

11-18-2009, 04:49 PM

I don't know why mommy tricked me and gave me a heartworm pill, yucky!

JesBred

11-18-2009, 06:50 PM

Mmmm chicken :)

Zanadu'sMom

11-19-2009, 01:38 AM

I am tired and I am going to bed :p (Nemo, not me )

Morkie4

11-19-2009, 05:06 AM

She is up to something............hmmmm, that big ole' black blow dryer is getting set up.............EVERYBODY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OpalescentFire

11-19-2009, 06:38 AM

I has sock!

Morkie4

11-19-2009, 09:47 AM

Car Seats????? We must be going bye bye!

Sassy's Mommy

11-19-2009, 01:52 PM

I hear keys rattling.....mommy, mommy, I want to go for a car ride.

Morkie4

11-19-2009, 02:09 PM

Is that popcorn I hear popping???

JesBred

11-19-2009, 02:13 PM

What do you mean I'm not allowed on the couch??
Your joking right??

Zanadu'sMom

11-19-2009, 02:45 PM

What pee, who me, I didn't do that pee? :D

Morkie4

11-19-2009, 03:26 PM

Is that the garage door I hear????? Mommy and Daddy are HOME!

JesBred

11-19-2009, 06:14 PM

Wake up!! Wake up!! Wake up!!

I heard a squirrel!!

organikmom

11-20-2009, 04:27 AM

I can't pee now I have to catch the rain drops!!!:wink5:

Morkie4

11-20-2009, 04:36 AM

Ok look at that puddle...........let's go and have some fun!

JesBred

11-20-2009, 09:24 AM

You seriously expect me to wear a dress and also look happy while doing so??
I don't think so

Alana

11-20-2009, 08:41 PM

Can I have just one more biscuit?? Please??

Morkie4

11-21-2009, 05:23 AM

Ummm, could I have just one more little piece of your filet migon?

angeleyes

11-23-2009, 10:06 PM

Why do they put all that fun fluffy stuff in pillows if I'm not suppose to pull it all out. It's like snow

angeleyes

11-23-2009, 10:07 PM

How come mommy doesn't have to sit and speak before she gets her supper?

angeleyes

11-23-2009, 10:08 PM

How come mommy got mad and said I was a bad dog. The book I ate said There Are No BAd Dogs!

angeleyes

11-23-2009, 10:10 PM

When I'm in the middle of a zoomie and mommy says "come" she must mean when I'm done, right?

angeleyes

11-23-2009, 10:12 PM

Mommy wants another furbaby, don't I have a say in this? I already have to share my treats with my 85 pound Lab brother, just who does he think he is?

angeleyes

11-23-2009, 10:13 PM

How come mommy can yell at the box with little people running back and forth with the ball. I say that's my ball and I want it back!

Morkie4

11-24-2009, 05:29 AM

I just love that big smile on mommy's face when I bring the ball back to her. Sure doesn't take much to make her happy! :)

Sassy's Mommy

12-01-2009, 06:08 AM

Tomorrow is my 7th birthday, I wonder if mommy and daddy will remember?

Morkie4

12-01-2009, 06:10 AM

Oh goody goody goody, mommy made a new batch of home cooked food!:hearter:

Sassy's Mommy

12-01-2009, 06:12 AM

Awwwww, it is nice to be back home from our long car ride.

JesBred

12-01-2009, 06:13 AM

I hate getting baths but I love running around like a mad women after them!! :D

organikmom

12-01-2009, 01:40 PM

My vet says I am ready if I want to transition to adult food. I love making my mother call him.

Morkie4

12-01-2009, 01:51 PM

Let me see, who shall I request for a potty trip outside........MOMMY!!!!!

JesBred

12-01-2009, 03:54 PM

Another bag :fainted:

Morkie4

12-01-2009, 06:02 PM

Another bag :fainted:

:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

OH NO, she is sitting in that chair in front of that stupid pc screen AGAIN!!!!!

Zo zo's mom

12-01-2009, 06:05 PM

What do you mean toys are for playing with and not detroying?? Where is the fun in that??

JesBred

12-01-2009, 06:26 PM

It wasn't me. It was Jake that farted.
I promise mom :o Boy he stinks thought doesn't he

Zanadu'sMom

12-02-2009, 03:03 AM

I did NOT throw my ducky down the stairs on purpose so you have to keep getting up to give it back to me :blush::blush:

JesBred

12-02-2009, 06:15 AM

What do you mean I can't go out because its raining... That's WHY I want to go out :D

Morkie4

12-02-2009, 02:30 PM

Not a bath again! I thought I just had one yesterday!

JesBred

12-02-2009, 04:22 PM

I hate when mom leaves me home alone with the stupid boys :mad: hmph

Morkie4

12-02-2009, 08:04 PM

OH NO she is playing Mario Kart time; guess I'll just go to sleep until she is done!:lol2::lol2::lol2:

Miss Melanie

12-02-2009, 09:26 PM

Why does that cat think he rules? :wink5: I KNOW I DO!

Morkie4

12-03-2009, 11:42 AM

She said those words, I heard it, I know I heard it.........she said Anyone want to go outside?? :D :D :D

organikmom

12-03-2009, 11:53 AM

Dad is out of town and I am sleeping with mom!

Miss Melanie

12-03-2009, 08:28 PM

Why does my Mommie think I would want to go outside in the HUMID air with a suit on? :p

JesBred

12-04-2009, 11:28 AM

I can't wait to visit my grammy in Texas!!

Morkie4

12-04-2009, 12:04 PM

Why does she have to vaccum so much, we don't shed!!!!

OpalescentFire

12-06-2009, 03:54 PM

All these presents under the tree are for me, right?

Miss Melanie

12-06-2009, 04:48 PM

Why does Mommie ever leave the house without me?

Morkie4

12-06-2009, 05:52 PM

Seems mighty silly to be holding that thing to your ear and babble on so much, phones take away from my play time!

JesBred

12-07-2009, 04:03 PM

Walk me!! :mad:

Morkie4

12-08-2009, 05:13 AM

Yummy, yummy......breakfast was delicious!!! Thanks mom!

JesBred

12-08-2009, 04:20 PM

She's getting my carseat out :fainted:

Sassy's Mommy

12-18-2009, 02:40 PM

I am so happy mommy is cuddling me today....I didn't feel good yesterday.

Morkie4

12-18-2009, 03:05 PM

Ok toy box, here I come, get ready, I'm going to pounce and rub my topknot right out! :D :D

Miss Melanie

12-18-2009, 06:04 PM

Mommie, I sure hope Sassy Gal feels all better today.

Sassy's Mommy

12-18-2009, 06:05 PM

Awwww, thank you Wookie!

Zo zo's mom

12-18-2009, 06:12 PM

What do you mean you want me to pee out here?? DO you have any idea how cold it is??

Morkie4

12-19-2009, 06:52 AM

Yay, she's home and I wonder what she bought me this time.

JesBred

12-19-2009, 11:18 AM

Your joking me right??
Play with another dog??

Morkie4

12-19-2009, 07:16 PM

Did I just hear the jingle of my collar with the tags??????

Alana

12-19-2009, 07:40 PM

I get to go for a ride! Yippee!! I get to go with mom!!!!

Morkie4

12-20-2009, 05:01 AM

Let me see..........the sign says "P" "E" T" "C" "O".............yay we are going to get a toy at the store!!!!!

Zanadu'sMom

12-24-2009, 12:20 AM

I love my bed, so don't move it :mad: :D

Morkie4

12-24-2009, 05:42 AM

We need more "boy" beds around here. (said by Toby)

Alana

12-28-2009, 05:15 PM

Mom.. I am ready to lay in your lap now for some special loving!!

Morkie4

01-08-2010, 05:14 AM

You want me to walk and pee on that frozen grass?????

BowBizDogBows

02-10-2010, 09:23 PM

Why are you still on that silly thing ('puter) at 12:23 a.m. when all I want to do is snuggle in bed with you already?

JesBred

02-11-2010, 10:11 AM

I'm going to get you squirrel

Sassy's Mommy

02-11-2010, 01:57 PM

Thank you mommy for wrapping me in that comfy blanket when you took me outside earlier.

JesBred

02-11-2010, 03:07 PM

Would cut my hair already?? Its so long

plumie

02-11-2010, 03:09 PM

mommy its cold and wet outside... when are you coming home... so we can snuggle. :asleep:

Sassy's Mommy

02-11-2010, 04:16 PM

Mommy de dinners tonight smelled so good and all I got was kibbles and a wittle broccoli.....sumfing wrong wiff dis piccure.

JesBred

02-11-2010, 04:22 PM

Get. This. Coat. Off. Me. *rolls around on floor**rubs against couch**kicks and scratches at coat*

Sassy's Mommy

02-12-2010, 08:08 PM

Mommy I loves!

JesBred

02-13-2010, 08:45 AM

Thank you for playing in the snow with me last night mom

I know you didn't like to have to dry and brush me after that but I had so much fun :hearter:

Sassy's Mommy

02-14-2010, 12:50 PM

Mommy when is Ringo going home?

JesBred

02-14-2010, 02:17 PM

Petsmart?? What's that??

Oh yeah!! I always get yummy treats and loads of attention here!!

mia's mom

02-14-2010, 06:52 PM

Hmmmm first time I come intp this thread in forever.

One question are you guys on drugs?:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

What is this thread about making up stories?

JesBred

02-18-2010, 10:33 AM

What is this thread about making up stories?

:confused: Are YOU on drugs?? :tongue:

Morkie4

03-09-2010, 05:02 PM

Oh lookie lookie, mommy bought me a new vest or two at the dollar store and I look soooooooooo lovely in my long coat (Mitzy talking about Jess, her mommy):awink:

JiJi's Mom

03-09-2010, 05:31 PM

So nice to see you now FEED me, I'll dance for you :awink:

Morkie4

03-10-2010, 04:21 AM

"So what's for breakfast?"

JesBred

03-10-2010, 05:34 AM

Oh lookie lookie, mommy bought me a new vest or two at the dollar store and I look soooooooooo lovely in my long coat (Mitzy talking about Jess, her mommy):awink:

Lol Yes I am catching on to your hints :tongue::lol2:

"I hate topknots. So I'm going to rub my head on anything I can find to get it out."

JiJi's Mom

03-10-2010, 07:48 AM

Look lady I'm on my back with my leg up, I want a belly rub NOW. Ok let me get closer to you NOW !!

JesBred

03-10-2010, 09:59 AM

Treat?? Did you say Treat?? Jake did she just the T-word?? Omg. Omg. Omg. Treat?? She's going to the fridge, Yes I think she said it again... YES!! I love treats!!

Morkie4

03-10-2010, 01:47 PM

Oh please take me to the AMA meet up so I can meet the MT members and their fluffs! :D :D :D :D

JesBred

03-10-2010, 01:57 PM

Mommy whats AMA??

Emma's Mama

03-10-2010, 03:22 PM

"Mama, this is so embarrassing. TAKE. THESE. DUMB. PIGTAILS. OUT. NOW. Pleeeeeeeease, before somebody actually sees me!"

JesBred

03-26-2010, 05:46 AM

Mom, Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Its time for breakfast. Get up. Get up. Mom, Get up. Feed me. Get up. Get up. *licky licky* Get up. Get up. Get up.

:lol2:

Sassy's Mommy

04-26-2010, 12:30 PM

My mommy gave me a pretty haircut today.

JiJi's Mom

04-26-2010, 12:58 PM

Can you please remove this two house snatchers from here. Eugh!

Sassy's Mommy

04-26-2010, 01:24 PM

Mommy what came in that box today? Is it for me................

Morkie4

04-26-2010, 08:15 PM

Oh boy, mommy is cooking in the kitchen!! Wonder if it is for "US?"

Sassy's Mommy

04-27-2010, 06:39 AM

I like sitting and snuggling with mommy.

Morkie4

04-27-2010, 10:37 AM

Hey gang, mom has her purse and is headed for the door, let's all line up and give her those sad puppy eyes to make her feel bad!:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

Sassy's Mommy

04-27-2010, 06:59 PM

Mommy came home today with more fabric. She told me it would be new dresses for me.

CinttisLuke

05-26-2010, 12:19 AM

"Oh no! mommy is puting makeup she is going out!"

Zanadu'sMom

05-26-2010, 03:16 AM

"Oh no! mommy is puting makeup she is going out!"

Thats what Nemo will say tonight :lol2::lol2:

Morkie4

05-26-2010, 03:58 AM

*Sniff* *sniff*.........I wonder if those are our treats cooking in the oven........*Sniff* *sniff*

CinttisLuke

05-26-2010, 03:24 PM

Dear MT

"Thank you for all the help that you've given to my mom and dad to make better decitions for me:hearter:"

Hugs and licks

Lucas

Zanadu'sMom

05-26-2010, 04:24 PM

Dear MT

"Thank you for all the help that you've given to my mom and dad to make better decitions for me:hearter:"

Hugs and licks

Lucas

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :hearter:

Emma's Mama

05-26-2010, 04:52 PM

Dear MT,
Would you pleeeeeeeeeease stop saying such nice things when my mommy posts pictures of me dressed up in these silly outfits with dumb bows in my hair?? She thinks that I actually like them, but hello, I already have a coat on as it is! And that one in the bikini...how embarrassing. I don't see her posting any pics of HERSELF in a bikini!

Emma

Sassy's Mommy

06-08-2010, 07:53 AM

Ummmmm, I think I heard mommy say something about me needing my hair trimmed. I wonder if she will cut my hair today?

JesBred

06-08-2010, 09:18 AM

I need advice on how to convince my mommy to ger me a yorkie brother!!

Morkie4

06-08-2010, 02:44 PM

Why does she still keep checking petfinder? :D

JesBred

06-08-2010, 03:25 PM

Why does she still keep checking petfinder? :D

Mayb she already wants another brother for me but needs some convincing ;)

Sassy's Mommy

06-08-2010, 06:24 PM

Whew! I am so happy mommy didn't trim me today.

JesBred

06-08-2010, 06:59 PM

Whew! I am so happy mommy didn't trim me today.

Lucky girl!!

I can't wait until mommy puts in her CC order :D I love being brushed and combed

CinttisLuke

06-08-2010, 11:07 PM

I love this new food that mommy is been giving to me:bleh:

Blue Buffalo Canned food:thumb2:

Morkie4

06-09-2010, 02:43 AM

We love the Blue Buffalo canned food too. Hope we are going to the store to buy more today.

JesBred

06-09-2010, 10:14 AM

Yummy!! I love Blue Buffalo canned food!!

CinttisLuke

06-09-2010, 11:12 AM

8AM: "Jeez! At what time mommy is going to wake up! I want to play now:dogwalk:!!!!

JesBred

06-09-2010, 11:21 AM

LUNCH TIME YAY!!

I wonder what mommy is going to cook for me today??

CinttisLuke

06-09-2010, 06:17 PM

Mommy thinks that Im still a baby!! I am a grown up boy. I just want to run for all over the house:tongue:

JesBred

06-09-2010, 08:07 PM

I hope we get to go to the dog park tomorrow!! :)

Morkie4

07-09-2010, 07:59 PM

Oh Lookie lookie.........mommy is cooking treats for us again!! :)

CinttisLuke

07-10-2010, 12:28 AM

When is my mommy coming home??:puppy2:

Morkie4

07-10-2010, 08:54 AM

I wonder why mommy and daddy go places without us????:(:(

CinttisLuke

07-10-2010, 11:13 PM

Come on Mommy! Im so cute you can not be mad at me:blush::blush:

ruaga

08-02-2010, 10:35 AM

Zuly4034

08-02-2010, 11:11 PM

Why does my mommy gags when she is cleaning my vomit?

Oh god this is the one thing i hate to do...lmao