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Old 05-14-2019, 09:18 AM   #1
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Dead Chicken and Old Milk Recipe

Last nights dinner courtesy of Bryan and Brett. It was delicious. Any quesses on ingredients and what we ate. One ingredient is out of order but didn't feel like rewriting the whole thing. Hubby asked if it was a joke. No it's not. It's a real recipe. I'll post the "translation" later. Have fun guessing.
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Old 05-14-2019, 09:19 AM   #2
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Hubby wasn't here for the dinner. He has no idea LOL
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Old 05-15-2019, 02:08 AM   #3
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Oil
Garlic
Onion
Wine
Bay leaf
Sugar
Spices
Whole chicken, dead
Bread crumbs
Eggs

How'd I do?
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Old 05-15-2019, 01:01 PM   #4
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Holy Chicken!!! What a recipe.
I guessed:
oil
garlic
onion
wine
bay leaf
salt
pepper
whole chicken
bread crumbs
cottage cheese
eggs
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Old 05-15-2019, 05:53 PM   #5
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Some good guesses. The recipe is chicken parmesan.

Pan lotion - small amount of olive oil to keep onions and garlic from burning.
Vampire kryptonite - garlic
Organic teargas - onions
Italian water - pasta sauce
Tasty Leaf - sprig of basil (although a bay leaf works as well)
chicken little alternate ending - chicken breast pounded flat
flavor ashes - pepper
flavor crystals - salt
Future generations beaten - eggs beaten
Hansel & Gretel GPS - bread crumbs
Hot bubble butter - enough olive oil in tPhe skillet to brown the chicken
cow rice - shredded paresean cheese
Melty Milk Pads - circles of mozzarella cheese
Burn in hell eternity - bake in oven
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